KICKIN @$$17:44 Oct 01 2012
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LOL.It was a rodeo here this morning.
what began as a nice,quiet morning turned into a wild one thanks to the shinannigains of Hatchet face.In case you dont know who he is,Hatchet..otherwise known as Gabroni ,and every other name in the book that comes out during situations he causes,is a 3year old stallion who's balls havent dropped.However,he acts like a full blown stud.Well,he decided that he was going to break through a gate and take a mare we have out with a gelding for his own...I guess his herd of 4 mares isnt good enough.Anyway,one of our ranch hands calls and says "Hatchet is on the loose". T and I were having our AM meeting and naturally,I went out to see what was going on. In my flip flops to boot.Im not sure if you guys know about how extremely dangerous it is to get in between a stallion who is trying to herd a mare,but believe me,you have to be really carefull and super effin fast to get a halter or rope on,and seriously,it is tricky business at best.When a stallion herds a mare in an aquisition,there is a whole lot of kicking squealing and biting going on,and a stud on herd will mow you down like a locomotive in a heartbeat.Getting close enough to get a halter on takes a lot of experience .Even then, it is dangerous.
So,on with the story..Calling out instructions to those who are helping to keep the two together and drive them into the corner was going well.I got in close,and just as I got my hands on the mare to make my move,Gabroni dove in ,almost ran the ranch hand down and was making another attack.Of course,I had to dive out of the way while shes firiing both barrels at the little stinker and hes coming on like a freight train. Ears pinned ,head low and teeth barred.I let her go so she can escape and she runs on by..She on one side of me,and he on the other.
Then I felt the air change and turned myself instinctively to take the hit I knew was comming.
LOL Its the second time in my entire life that I have actually been kicked.I have had plenty fall on me and all that though.And lucky for me,Ive been at it so long I knew how to turn to take it.She wasnt kicking at me,but I did get caught in the cross fire as I,by this time had kicked off my flops so I could move better.
So now,Ive got a perfect hoof print on the side of my thigh.Its awesome really and cant wait to take a pic and post it!!!! Shortly thereafter I caught the little buggar and threw his @$$ back where he is supposed to be.
And all is well again. :D
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LadyDarkRayne
16:20 Oct 18 2012
It's no secret that I can't stand either of them. And with with good reason. Yet they still claim they have no idea why I can't stand them. Get with the program you miserable twats.
Oceanne
16:38 Oct 18 2012
I know they are miserable,that shows clearly by the way they treat everyone.You have to be FILLED with hatred to do as they have.
Jeeze,you would think that enough people have let them know how they feel,to the point of maybe,just MAYBE they might take a look at the reality of their actions and try to change instead of trying to take down this website etc..
Thats just plain ol malicousness.No two ways about that.
ChessMaster
18:48 Oct 18 2012
never gave negative from any of my pro, because in life my mom told me to send out positive all the time so when even it comes back, at least you get positive, because everything you throw up comes back down, so I prefer to send flowers then to send a pot and get hit by flowers then by a pot :p
its less painful hehehe then again that's just me and I'm weird so don't worry its normal lol
ohhhh a kitty!!!!! Lets make a stew! hehehe :) j/k
xxEmaeraldxx
20:26 Oct 18 2012
I have never given out negative honour either.. Hey fishtail get your gills over the Atlantic so we can have some dishonourable shenanigans!
Oceanne
00:13 Oct 19 2012
Dont worry CM,we likes weird around here!!:D
As for you, Gem of the emerald Isle,I really hope to get some time off real soon and come over.:D
Can hardly wait either!!